It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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