STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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