shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
