Already got asked if we're dating
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i think my mom watched the whole time
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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