Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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