Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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