I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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