Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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