I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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