In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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