i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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