The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
i am craving dick and cupcakes
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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