when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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