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i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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