I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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