The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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