Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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