She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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