I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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