Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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