Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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