I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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