Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Randomize
