Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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