just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Randomize