I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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