I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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