We won't sleep together?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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