escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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