Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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