just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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