I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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