he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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