Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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