She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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