I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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