The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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