I can tuck mytits in my pants
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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