she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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