areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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