She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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