so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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