windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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