Already got asked if we're dating
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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