READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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