she woke up with a sticky ear
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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