Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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