Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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