There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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