You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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