She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Where is the hickey?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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