just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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