i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm both gender and math confused
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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