Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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